Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Science! With the talking and...

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

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🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night

Mar 19
🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night - Flyer

About

🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋

Try Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱

"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay, right?" - Ralph Wiggum

🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu

  • 🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid
  • 🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth
  • 🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)
  • 🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish

⚠️ Important Warnings

  • 🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences
  • 🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed
  • 🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching
  • 💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review

"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤

Side effects may include: Craving more tomacco, inexplicable happiness, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿