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SUMMARY:🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋\nTry Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱\n\n"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay\, right?" - Ralph Wiggum\n\n🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu\n\n🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid\n🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth\n🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)\n🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish\n\n\n⚠️ Important Warnings\n\n🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences\n🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed\n🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching\n💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review\n\n"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤\nSide effects may include: Craving more tomacco\, inexplicable happiness\, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿\n
DTSTART:20260319T230000Z
DTEND:20260320T010000Z
LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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