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Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Events

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🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class

Nov 3
EST Weekly · Tuesday
More dates Tue, Nov 10 Tue, Nov 17 Tue, Nov 24
From $35

About

Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner

Tonight's Menu

  • Steamed Hams - Obviously grilled, we call them steamed 🍔
  • Aurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen
  • Superintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved
  • Side Salad - To pretend this is healthy

Cooking Class Includes

  • Technique: How to pass off grilled as steamed
  • Fire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready
  • Acting lessons: "Well, I should be— GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
  • Aurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"

"May I see it?" "No."

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