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SUMMARY:🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class at Lard Lad Donuts
DESCRIPTION:Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!\nWell\, Seymour\, you are an odd fellow\, but I must say... you steam a good ham.\n\n"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner\n\nTonight's Menu\n\nSteamed Hams - Obviously grilled\, we call them steamed 🍔\nAurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen\nSuperintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved\nSide Salad - To pretend this is healthy\n\n\nCooking Class Includes\n\nTechnique: How to pass off grilled as steamed\nFire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready\nActing lessons: "Well\, I should be— GOOD LORD\, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"\nAurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year\, at this time of day\, in this part of the country\, localized entirely within your kitchen?"\n\n"May I see it?" "No."\n
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LOCATION:Springfield\, IL\, USA
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