Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Science! With the talking and...

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

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🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class

Jan 6
🍔 Steamed Hams Cooking Class - Flyer

About

Steamed Hams! An Albany Expression!

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.

"I said 'steamed hams!' It's an Albany expression!" - Principal Skinner

Tonight's Menu

  • Steamed Hams - Obviously grilled, we call them steamed 🍔
  • Aurora Borealis Flambé - Localized entirely within your kitchen
  • Superintendent's Surprise - Chalmers-approved
  • Side Salad - To pretend this is healthy

Cooking Class Includes

  • Technique: How to pass off grilled as steamed
  • Fire safety: Extinguishers serviced and ready
  • Acting lessons: "Well, I should be— GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?!"
  • Aurora Borealis tutorial: "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?"

"May I see it?" "No."