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Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Lard Lad Donuts
Lard Lad Donuts

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

Making Springfield sweeter, one donut at a time.

Home of the famous giant donut statue and even more famous actual donuts. Now hosting events! Because nothing pairs with entertainment like a Colossal Donut. Our venue is cozy, our coffee is hot, and our mascot definitely won't come to life again.

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?" - Homer Simpson

🍩 Our Specialties

  • 🎀 The Big Pink - Homer's favorite (pink frosted, sprinkled)
  • 🍫 Chocolate Thunder - Thunder thighs included
  • 🔥 The Flaming Homer Donut - New! Cough syrup-free
  • 🌈 Colossal Donut - Actual size may vary

⚠️ Disclaimer: Giant statue has NOT come to life since 1994. Probably won't happen again. Probably.

"Mmm... forbidden donut."

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🍅 Tomacco Tasting Night

Oct 29
EDT Weekly · Thursday
More dates Thu, Nov 5 Thu, Nov 12 Thu, Nov 19
From $15

About

🍅 It Tastes Like Grandma! I Want More! 😋

Try Homer's controversial hybrid crop: the legendary Tomacco! 🌱

"This tomacco is refreshing and addictive! That makes it okay, right?" - Ralph Wiggum

🍽️ Tonight's Tasting Menu

  • 🍅 Pure Tomacco Samples - The original hybrid
  • 🥤 Tomacco Juice - Surprisingly smooth
  • 🫙 Tomacco Salsa - Highly addictive (we warned you)
  • 🥗 Tomacco Salad - It's healthy... ish

⚠️ Important Warnings

  • 🚨 Product may be highly addictive - Animals WILL break down fences
  • 🐄 Keep away from farm animals - They become obsessed
  • 🚫 Tobacco company executives NOT invited - We're watching
  • 💰 Laramie sponsorship - Pending legal review

"This is horrible! More please!" - Everyone who tries it 🤤

Side effects may include: Craving more tomacco, inexplicable happiness, and an urge to grow your own. 🌿

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