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SUMMARY:Inanimate Carbon Rod Appreciation Night at Springfield Community Center
DESCRIPTION:IN ROD WE TRUST! 🏆\nCelebrate the hero that saved the Corvair space shuttle!\n\n"In Rod We Trust!" - The Nation\n\nTonight's Program\n\nDocumentary Screening: "Rod: The Movie"\nMeet and Greet with THE Rod (inanimate carbon rod)\nTime Magazine "Inanimate Object of the Year" ceremony\nPhoto Ops with the Rod (it won't move\, don't worry)\n\n\nRod's Accomplishments\n\nSaved the Corvair space shuttle - By being a rod\nTime Magazine cover - "In Rod We Trust!"\nBeat Homer Simpson for recognition (he's still bitter)\nNational hero status - For rodding\n\n⚠️ Attendance Notes\n\nHomer Simpson NOT invited - He's still upset about this\nThe rod will be under glass - Look\, don't touch\nInanimate carbon rod enthusiasts welcome!\n\n"Huh?! An inanimate carbon rod?!" - Homer (furiously)\n
DTSTART:20260101T230000Z
DTEND:20260102T010000Z
LOCATION:Springfield\, MO\, USA
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