Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents
Science! With the talking and...

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

  • 🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
  • 🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
  • 🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
  • 🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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S-M-R-T Spelling Bee

Jan 7
Springfield Community Center
Springfield Community Center Springfield
S-M-R-T Spelling Bee - Flyer

About

🧠 I Am So Smart! S-M-R-T!

I mean S-M-A-R-T! Springfield's most entertaining spelling bee! 📝

"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

📋 Competition Rules

  • ✅ Words like "be" and "cat" accepted - We're inclusive
  • 🍩 Homer Simpson as guest judge - What could go wrong?
  • 🏆 Prize: A feeling of adequacy and a small trophy
  • 📚 Practice words provided - "Cromulent" and "embiggen" included

🔤 Sample Words by Difficulty

  • 🟢 Easy: Cat, dog, Duff
  • 🟡 Medium: Saxophone, nuclear, donut
  • 🔴 Hard: Nahasapeemapetilon, Terwilliger
  • 🍩 Homer Level: SMART (results may vary)

Sponsored by Springfield Elementary's "No Child Left Behind" Program 🏫

Winner gets to say "I am so smart!" on stage! (Correctly.) 🎤