Science! With the talking and...

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

Springfield Community Center

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

Hosting town halls, talent shows, AA meetings, and everything in between since the town's founding. Our multipurpose room has seen it all—from beauty pageants to monorail votes to that incident we're legally not allowed to discuss.

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

Where Springfield comes together (for better or worse).

"Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?" - Marge Simpson

📋 Recent Events

🚝 Monorail Vote - We're still paying for that one
🎭 Talent Shows - Ralph Wiggum available for bookings
🗳️ Town Halls - Democracy in action (sort of)
🎪 Community Events - Controlled chaos since 1796

Your tax dollars at work. Mostly. Sometimes. When the budget allows.

⚠️ Warning: Town meetings may result in spontaneous musical numbers and/or mob formation.

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Springfield A&M College Fair

Name: Springfield A&M College Fair
Start: 2026-01-06T10:00:00-05:00
End: 2026-01-06T14:00:00-05:00
Location: Springfield Community Center

Jan 6

Tuesday, January 6 10:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Springfield Community Center Springfield

About

🎓 Clown College! Bovine University! And More!

Explore your higher education options at Springfield's finest college fair!

"I call it Billy and the Cloneasaurus!" - Apu (rejected thesis)

🏫 Participating Schools

🐄 Springfield A&M - Go Cow! (Lousy Smarch weather program)
🐮 Bovine University - "See? The cow doesn't look unhappy."
🤡 Clown College - Homer's calling?
🏥 Hollywood Upstairs Medical College - "Hi, Dr. Nick!"
🔬 Springfield Heights Institute of Technology - (S.H.I.T.)

📚 Degree Programs Available

🎪 Clowning (AA, BA, PhD) - From pie-throwing to advanced seltzer
🐄 Bovine Studies - Moo.
💉 Hollywood Medicine - "The knee bone's connected to the... something"
☢️ Nuclear Safety - How hard could it be?

"That's the college for me!" - Homer, seeing the clown college ad