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Professor Frink Presents
Professor Frink Presents

Science! With the talking and the demonstrations and the GLAVIN!

Educational entertainment from Springfield's foremost inventor (and Nobel Prize... almost-winner). Witness experiments that probably won't explode! Marvel at robots that definitely won't turn evil! Each presentation comes with a 73% safety guarantee—mm-hai!

"The computer was speaking of LOVEMAKING, n'hey!" - Professor Frink

🧪 What to Expect

  • 🤖 Robot Demonstrations - 87% less murderous than last time
  • ⚗️ Chemistry Shows - Explosions are a feature, not a bug
  • 🧬 Genetic Experiments - Blinky the three-eyed fish says hi
  • 🚀 Rocket Science - To the stars! Or at least past the tire fire

⚠️ Side effects may include enlightenment, confusion, mild temporal displacement, and an inexplicable urge to say "GLAVIN!"

P.U.! I mean, Ph.D.!

The Aztec Theater
The Aztec Theater

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

Art deco elegance meets questionable carpet stains since 1927.

From golden age Hollywood premieres to modern blockbusters about radioactive monsters, we've been entertaining Springfield for generations. Our velvet curtains have witnessed first dates, last dates, and Homer falling asleep in every genre.

"You call this a bicep? This is a bicep!" - McBain (shown exclusively here)

🎥 Now Showing

  • 🦸 McBain Films - ICE TO MEET YOU
  • 🦹 Radioactive Man - Up and atom!
  • 🎭 Troy McClure Classics - "The President's Neck is Missing!"
  • 👻 Treehouse of Horror - Marathon screenings every October

🍿 The popcorn is fresh. The carpet is... experienced. The seats have memories they'll never tell.

"Ooh! A Gary Larson calendar!"

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🔍 "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" Mystery Screening

Dec 2
EST Weekly · Wednesday
More dates Wed, Dec 9 Wed, Dec 16
From $12

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🔍 WHO SHOT MR. BURNS?!

Springfield's greatest mystery! An interactive screening event!

"I'm Mr. Burns, blah blah blah, do this, do that, blah blah blah." - Homer's impression

🎬 Interactive Mystery Night

  • 📺 Watch Both Parts - Back to back, as intended
  • 🤔 Submit Your Guess - During intermission (winner gets bragging rights)
  • 🔎 Clue-Finding Contest - Pause and analyze!
  • 🎉 Reveal Party - Even though we all know it was...

🕵️ Suspects Ranked (No Spoilers... Maybe)

  • 👶 The baby? Nah, too obvious
  • 🤡 Krusty? He had motive!
  • 🏫 Skinner? SKINNER!
  • 🍺 Moe? Always suspicious
  • 😤 Everyone Homer insulted? That's... everyone

Spoiler alert: It's always who you least suspect.

⚠️ If you already know who did it, please don't ruin it for the one person who doesn't.

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